Orthodox Handicap: Paranoia

Posted on Wednesday, April 24th, 2013 at 22:06



  • “Are you laughing at me?”
  • “Are you one of us?”
  • “Do you hear dogs?”
  • “Do you see a tall man, beard, glasses, silly hat back there?”
  • “Does this feel malignant to you?”
  • “Don’t drink the water”
  • “Don’t you know what they put in that?!”
  • “Hold still maybe it won’t see us.”
  • “I ain’t getting on no plane, sucker!”
  • “I could have sworn I closed that door.”
  • “I’ll check again”
  • “Is it cold in here?”
  • “Is that Lipstick!?!”
  • “Is this a secured line?”
  • “It doesn’t matter that the do
  • “It wards off evil spirits”
  • “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.”
  • “Of course the Government know all about it,”
  • “Oh no its a sunny day, you know what that means…”
  • “Police/Guards Leg it!”
  • “Quiet, did you hear something…?”
  • “Run!”
  • “That duck is staring at me”
  • “They Never Listened”
  • “They bug my phone”
  • “They come at night, mostly.”
  • “They don’t listen”
  • “This restaurant doesn’t have enough fire exits, it’s a death trap!”
  • “What are you staring at?”
  • “What did they say about me?”
  • “What do you think happened to…?
  • “What is that in the shadows there?
  • “What were you doing just then?
  • “What’s that smell / sound / light / taste / shaking?
  • “Where are my keys?”
  • “Who do you work for?”
  • “You have no idea what you’ve done”
  • “You’re going to leave me, I know you will”
  • Conspiracy Theorist
  • Intelligence officer
  • Paranoid
  • Professional Spy
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