Trial Handicap: Defensive

Posted on Wednesday, April 24th, 2013 at 22:05



  • “Ah well, you see, the thing is…”
  • “And your point is?”

  • “Are you talking to me?”
  • Blamestorming
  • “Don’t start on me”
  • “Have you got a problem with that?”
  • Hypervigilance
  • “I didn’t do it”
  • “I’ve got money”
  • “I’ve got my mum’s thighs.”
  • “It wasn’t me”
  • “It’s not mine”
  • Must respond to criticism
  • “Please don’t kill me,”
  • Rationalisation
  • “Right – I’ll see you in court.”
  • “Sorry”
  • “What are you looking at?”
  • “What did you say?”
  • “What do you want from me?”
  • “What’s it to you?”
  • “Who do you think you’re talking too?”
  • “Why would you say that?”
  • Witty Comebacks
  • “You can’t prove anything”
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